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Hardened pieces of poo clinging lovingly to mangled asshair.
Damn Jose! This asscrust really ruins my day!
by aaron November 6, 2002
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KAZZAM screamed the mighty wizard as he shot down an arab terrorist
by aaron November 12, 2002
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1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.

2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places
1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.

2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.
by aaron August 4, 2004
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Playfully jocular; humorous.
The comedian made many facetious remarks.
by aaron August 30, 2003
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When doing the "dirty-dance" on the beach, it is to get in the "doggy style" position and have your woman press her chest into the sand and try to dig a hole by the time you are finished.
i was walking up the beach one night to find a girl sand crabbing with her man in the moonlight.
by aaron March 31, 2005
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When your balls hang lower than the length of your dick
man you bonga hangs low
by aaron September 30, 2003
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