a's definitions

tap a kidney

take a piss

give me a sec, I have to go tap a kidney.

by a February 18, 2007

squishy scale

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor

normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.

that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.

by a February 18, 2007

pinch a loaf

take a dump

be right back, gotta pinch a loaf

by a February 18, 2007

transput

The combination of input and output, as in a person's interaction with a computer.

We analyzed the transput that occurred between the web site and the user.

This conversation has a lot of transput.

On a scale of transput, his communications are decidedly ouput-heavy.

by A February 18, 2007

destroy

to do really well on something - antonym of bombed

I destroyed that test! President's List, here I come!!

by A February 18, 2007

Realplayer

Software which fills your computer with adverts for itself, claims to play videos but actually turns them into slideshows due to poor use of buffering.

I'm not installing that fucking realplayer on my computer, does it come in another format?

by a February 18, 2007

streaking

The public display of ones self, similar to "mooning" although showing your meat and your butt

Lets go streaking!

by a February 18, 2007