a's definitions

Realplayer

Software which fills your computer with adverts for itself, claims to play videos but actually turns them into slideshows due to poor use of buffering.

I'm not installing that fucking realplayer on my computer, does it come in another format?

by a February 18, 2007

No Talent Ass Clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

I sat the the whole show before i realized that he was a no talent ass clown.

by A February 18, 2007

destroy

to do really well on something - antonym of bombed

I destroyed that test! President's List, here I come!!

by A February 18, 2007

up the bracket

A reference to being punched in the throat.
It's also the title of The Libertines' first album and one of the catchphrases of Sid James.

"a punch up the bracket"

by a February 18, 2007

aerospace engineer

Pretty much the smartest people out there.

O shit, hes an aerospace engineer

by a February 18, 2007

yoke

these days in Ireland, a Yoke refers to almost *anything*

"how do you get this feckin yoke to work?" - computer
"pass me that yoke" - pencil
"this yoke is feckin broken!" - DVD player
etc

by A February 18, 2007

irish

Has whiskey in it

Irish coffe, irish cream, Irish man

by a February 18, 2007