5 definitions by a human bean

Samehta

When a girl called Samhitha gets a Gujarati Boyfriend called Soham Mehta, it’s called a Samehta

“Chogada is playing, come on Samehta, shake dat ass”

by a human bean October 17, 2018

Kween

Kweens are superior hoes who will rock your world. They are funny, cool, cute and too good for you. Most commonly known kweens are--- Ashok, Kapols and Porncow. They are better than you will ever be

Random person: "OMG, look at the KWEENS go! Can we be your friends?!"
Kweens: "No."

by a human bean March 24, 2019

Shabri

Shabris are exquisite dudes. They have hot asses that gays (and the occasional lesbian) love to check out. They are... Well... That's about it. They're kinda mean I guess, and they like it when you stare at their crotch.

Shabri keeps smiling at me weirdly since that one day I accidentally spanked him. (it was NOT an accident)

by a human bean January 22, 2019

Parnika

An evil little German boy who is the bestest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. She’s creepy and sassy and so funny she’ll make you pee your pants. Generally talks about
Kapil and Advika and Arya all day but she loves Advika and Arya more than Kapil, because they’re way awesomer. Thinks Amey looks like a pig and a gay one at that. She hates reading but loves Diary Of A Wimpy Kid and Egyptian gods fascinate her. Kali and Ugly Face=🤢. Well Ugly Face actually doesn’t suck anymore. She’s the best psycho healer you’ll ever find in the WORLD. Scared of Bald Liberoi Jr. Favorite word is Samehta.

“Who’s that with Advika and Samehta?”

“Oh that’s Parnika. She’s a little German boy, didn't you know?”

by a human bean October 17, 2018

Shane

Weird man. Semi-bald. Hotter than his brother fosho

Look that's Shane. I thought he was dead. Oh well.

by a human bean October 22, 2018