9 definitions by Zipdox

iToddler

Someone who is too incompetent to use a real computer or smartphone so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.
This term is often used on sites like 4chan to roast Apple users.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

by Zipdox October 2, 2019

Chinesium

A crappy metal made in China that's used in Apple products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them.

I tried opening up my Macbook to fix the logic board but the shitty chinesium screws broke off! Fuck you Apple!

by Zipdox June 14, 2018

Special economic operation

Sanctions against a dictatorial regime to cripple it economically.

Due to the special economic operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.

by Zipdox November 17, 2022

Klep

Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.

Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.

by Zipdox June 2, 2021

Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against a dictatorial regime.

Due to the special financial operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.

by Zipdox November 7, 2022

Cuck license

A Cuck License is a permissive software license that that does not enforce the freedom of derivative works. This means that anyone can take Cuck licensed software and turn it into proprietary software/spyware/malware, effectively cucking the original author.

George wrote the network stack for FreeBSD, Apple took his code and George got absolutely nothing in return because he used a Cuck license.

by Zipdox July 27, 2022

Survival of the Shittest

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.

The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.

by Zipdox June 20, 2018