Definitions by Zipdox

Klep 

Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.

Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.

Klep by Zipdox June 2, 2021

Spinning Rust 

Spinning Rust refers to a mechanical hard drive. Early hard disk drives had platters coated with iron(III) oxide, basically rust, hence the name.

I have 8TB of spinning rust in my computer.

Spinning Rust by Zipdox November 24, 2020

iToddler 

Someone who is too incompetent to use a real computer or smartphone so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.
This term is often used on sites like 4chan to roast Apple users.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

iToddler by Zipdox October 2, 2019

Abortnite 

When a woman is pregnant but her husband is too addicted to [Fortnite to care about her so she gets and [abortion and a divorce.

Wife: Honey we need to sit down to talk.
Husband: I can't my squad is almost winning.
Wife: You're so antisocial!
Husband: I'm playing with my squad and you're alone at the table so who's antisocial?
Wife: It's gonna be abortnite.

Abortnite by Zipdox October 12, 2018

Survival of the Shittest 

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.

The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.

Survival of the Shittest by Zipdox June 20, 2018

Chinesium 

A crappy metal made in China that's used in Apple products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them.

I tried opening up my Macbook to fix the logic board but the shitty chinesium screws broke off! Fuck you Apple!

Chinesium by Zipdox June 16, 2018