Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 07, 2003

cubicle farm

Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.

On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.

by Zip September 03, 2004

Scrode

Cross between a chodemaster and a douche. See "scrunt"

C'mon scrodes, let's roll!

by zip August 24, 2021

asta

later, cya, from the spanish word for goodbye just shortened

-"cya tomorrow"
-"alright, asta"

by zip April 18, 2005

hooter

The funnel shaped object used to inhale a Knife Hit (Knife hits, knifers). They are often made by breaking the bottom out of a glass bottle, cutting a plastic bottle in half, or tearing a soda can in half.

Grab the hooter, we're taking some kniffies!

by zip April 24, 2005

Knife Hit

also known as knifers
see hooter

Dude my hooter broke :'(

by zip April 24, 2005

Scrunt

The female equivalent of taint

He was all up in my scrunt.

by zip August 24, 2021