Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.
On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.
September 03, 2004
"When you grab that shaft, Vic, you have to use both hands!"
"Right you are Ken!"
When you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.
"Hey, where'd you sleep after the party?"
"I woke up in the basement with some chick, i dunno who she was but I gave her a healthy dose of the Morning Thrust!"
An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.
OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!
slang for 'reminded.' used while very stoned.
that blunt remound me of tha one we smoked yesterday @.,@
A woman, or in extremely bad cases a man, with nipples that exceed the diameter of your face.
"Hey man, did she suck you off last night?"
"I wanted her to, but everytime I saw her SaucerNips I'd go limp as a tubesock.
When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.
"Hey man, I'm going to put The club
online and it's going to be funny."
"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."
"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"