12 definitions by Zeroisbeyond
Corpse preservation apparatus, or CPA for short. At least one shelf of it is dedicated to mountain dew.
me: I can't wait to eat my grandma's meaty thighs. Let me get them from the refrigerator.
Normal person: I can't wait to call the police. (Save some for me tho)
Normal person: I can't wait to call the police. (Save some for me tho)
by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022
by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022
The act of taking a hairbrush and inserting it into a woman's anal cavity to remove any leftover poop. Then using the newly obtained substance as a alternative toothpaste.
Bro have you heard of the Nigerian toothbrush?
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.
by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022
The act of taking a gay guy, plugging them into your TV through their thick meaty cake, and using their erect shlong to play Pac-man
guy #1: Hey wanna play call of duty?
guy #2: Sorry I only have an Ethiopian Xbox
guy#1: What does that mean?
guy#2: It means your dad is busy
guy #2: Sorry I only have an Ethiopian Xbox
guy#1: What does that mean?
guy#2: It means your dad is busy
by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022
The act of stealing other peoples poop before they flush to use as building blocks for a snowman or rather, a poop man like your dad.
person #1: Bro my poop keep disappearin'
pserson #2: *With brown mouth* woww sounds like someone is spogging you
pserson #2: *With brown mouth* woww sounds like someone is spogging you
by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022