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CPA
"Certified Piece of Ass" "Certified PHAT Ass" Describes someone with an incredibly attractive ass. A.k.a. Badonkadonk
Tasha is a CPA with her big ole butt.
by MistahTom November 25, 2005
 
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Reffering to someone as a --- Cutie Pie with an Ass
Dude 1: Yo that chick is mad cute bro.
Dude 2: I know bro shes a C.P.A
Dude 1: Wait you mean shes a certified public accountant
Dude 2: No dumbass shes a cutie pie with an ass.
by zmmnaway October 26, 2010
 
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Essentially caps misspelled on purpose to show direct ignorance and stupidity. Often used on forums to "troll"
OMG HALO IS TEH MOSTEST BEST GAME CUZ IT HAS PEW PEW GUNZ AND SUCH!!1!cpas
by HotepAnth October 16, 2010
 
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CPA
Certified Public Asshole, someone who has dedicated his life to making other people miserable. A CPA can be a bully, a gossip, a trouble maker or any type of jerk who enjoys making others suffer. They always seem to do well at others expense, and secretly regard everyone else as lower life forms.
Life got much better after the CPA left.
by yorkiestomper April 20, 2008
 
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cpa
Consistent Piece of Ass... When you just don't want to take her home to meet mom and dad.
She aint my girlfriend but we have a regular thing going... were like eachothers CPA's
by hipstetshifter February 15, 2011
 
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Stands for: Cactus Pricker Acadumpia
A ridiculous horrible impossible exam that makes me want to kill myself and have sex with fat chicks muffin tops, even skinny fat girls look good.
Goldberger "Did you see the girl I fucked?"

Kamlet "Yea dude, she was 400lbs, must have been the results of the C P A"
by S & M July 20, 2006
 
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CPA
Abbreviation for Central Pennsylvania or Central Pennsylvanian. Used to describe something redneck or hick.
"That's CPA" referring to guy wearing a hunting jacket to school
by heyylardoheyy March 02, 2011