2 definitions by Zerohecks

man gunt

Basically a fat cunt with a big gut hanging over their genitals. See gunt, commonly referring to women when it really should be a gender neutral term as any fat cunt with a big gut has a GUNT

Look at that glorious man gunt hanging out. Zero hecks.

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018

Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.

I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018