Zee's definitions

Severus Snape

Sexy Potions master at Hogwarts, hated by all the students there.

Snape is HOTT!

by Zee January 15, 2004

grunge

a subculture of punk, as is goth. It is a main mix of punk and metal. Some people say it's similar to goth, but they are both unique either way.

nirvana
the vines

by zee February 7, 2004

BTFD

Bow the Fuck Down. It is used by AOL's Nintendo Room. It's creator, Lou, is a raging alchoholic who is also homosexual.

1.) "hey all wuts up" "btfd lou you stupid fucking mexican"

by Zee March 10, 2005

MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.

Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.

by Zee November 4, 2004

ESAD

Acronym that means "eat shit and die"

It can an also be extended to "eat shit, and then die" ESATD

Or if you mean serious business,

"Eat shit and then die, you dumb asshole." ESATDYDA

At which point it looks like a Mexican celebration phrase in ALL CAPS.

Person1: "ur a punk. u haev no lief"
Person2: "Shut the fuck up, I am tired of your bullshit. ESAD"

"ESATDYDA ESATDYDA ESATDYDA ESATDYDA !!!!! AAAIIEE"

by Zee December 29, 2008

Seamm-Jasani

This Art consists of slow and fluid movements, designed to improve coordination and to build an equilibrium between body and mind through various techniques of breathing and movement.

This Art has been described in Sanskrit as Alayavijnana or "the Art of Eternal Youth", as its practice increases health, mental vitality, and longevity, as well as helping to combat depression.

Have you read the Seamm-Jasani book? It is awesome!

by zee March 20, 2005

Arts of Boabom

Various systems that comprise Boabom. There are three basic courses, which are:
-Seamm-Jasani (or Gentle Boabom), which is a form of Active Relaxation
-Osseous Boabom (or Magnetic self-defense)
-Yaanbao (or Boabom with Implements).
All these systems are taught at the Mmulargan School.

I have taken some lessons on some of the Arts of Boabom, but there are many I do not know.

by zee March 20, 2005