Zee's definitions

Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005

javi

javi = sex.

I want to make sweet sweet javi to that man.

by zee April 7, 2004

barq's

One of the better tasting root beer sodas on the market. It is not as sweet as many other brands, and it does have a bite to it. A very good product.

by Zee October 27, 2003

petrak

all knowing

"He seems to have a petrak knowledge of the situation"

by zee July 28, 2003

ow

the word michael jackson likes to say a lot in his songs

michael jackson: OW!

by zee February 8, 2004

Arts of Boabom

Various systems that comprise Boabom. There are three basic courses, which are:
-Seamm-Jasani (or Gentle Boabom), which is a form of Active Relaxation
-Osseous Boabom (or Magnetic self-defense)
-Yaanbao (or Boabom with Implements).
All these systems are taught at the Mmulargan School.

I have taken some lessons on some of the Arts of Boabom, but there are many I do not know.

by zee March 20, 2005

Seamm-Jasani

This Art consists of slow and fluid movements, designed to improve coordination and to build an equilibrium between body and mind through various techniques of breathing and movement.

This Art has been described in Sanskrit as Alayavijnana or "the Art of Eternal Youth", as its practice increases health, mental vitality, and longevity, as well as helping to combat depression.

Have you read the Seamm-Jasani book? It is awesome!

by zee March 20, 2005