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Alexander Dumbass

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.
Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.
by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020
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Anoxymoron

A phrase whose principal components reinforce, rather than negate, each other; for example, Artificial Intelligence, which is already controlled by the most artificially intelligent and intellectually artificial.
Artificial Intelligence, being controlled by the most artificially intelligent and intellectually artificial, is not an oxymoron but rather an what I call an anoxymoron.
by Zappin' Nap August 5, 2023
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O J Clinton

Describing a campaign or prosecution so bent on showing the world how wicked a person is as to presume that termination justifies any means up to and including martyring... and then cry foul when it backfires.
Relax, Paul... with those O J Clinton tactics they'll never get a conviction!
by Zappin' Nap August 14, 2024
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L.I.E.S.

I knew it was a Woke shop when I saw the sign, "Line Item Equity Served"... never thought I'd see L.I.E.S. as an acronym!
by Zappin' Nap February 8, 2023
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Henry Dumbass

The consummate dullard, surpassing Alexander and lesser Dumbasses.
Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.
by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020
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MetaMucilage

1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.
So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.
by Zappin' Nap May 3, 2022
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Pomebook

An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.
"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?
by Zappin' Nap March 1, 2023
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