57 definitions by Zappin' Nap

Exceptionally cold. L. SUB, below + STRIGA, witch + MAMM-, teat + IC
"As the cold front moves in, expect substrigamammic conditions throughout the weekend."
by Zappin' Nap March 11, 2017
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The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.
Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?
by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023
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Devoid of the necessary emotional or artistic mobility to make the slightest impact despite all efforts, if any.
Those songs sucked the first time around, you expect people to pay a cover to listen to the same slug-lame arrangement of all of them, back-to-back, for three hours?
by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2022
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To wash one's hands after ordering at a fast food kiosk.
Look at these fingerprints on this monitor... I think we oughta de-coli before digging into the French fries.
by Zappin' Nap April 18, 2019
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1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.
So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.
by Zappin' Nap May 3, 2022
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v.t., To rephrase a fact-based observation with the specific intent of discrediting its original source, potentially creating or prolonging a hostile work environment in said source's name.
I won't bring Marge up for creating a hostile work environment; had it been her dysquoted regarding my skills I'd be pretty pissed off too.
by Zappin' Nap July 12, 2023
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A person who is board-certifiably competent in preforming naked-eye self-assessment for intestinal polyps, especially while driving.
That jerk who cut us off has an MD license plate, and his head is that far up his ass?... Must be an autoproctologist!
by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2023
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