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scatagitate

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!
by Zappin' Nap September 1, 2018
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Filly Cheesesteak

A hot sandwich combining process cheese and sliced meat of questionable origin.
I can vouch for the cafeteria's Filly Cheesesteak: she was definitely less than two years old.
by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023
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primate discipline

Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.
How can we get anything done with all this primate discipline going on?
by Zappin' Nap December 17, 2019
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autoproctologist

A person who is board-certifiably competent in preforming naked-eye self-assessment for intestinal polyps, especially while driving.
That jerk who cut us off has an MD license plate, and his head is that far up his ass?... Must be an autoproctologist!
by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2023
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cosmopastoral

1. (adj.) Believing or resigned to the notion that rural law enforcement, education, housing, and infrastructure policies should be engineered to woo urban tourists at the expense of the needs and mores of permanent residents.
2. (n.) A believer in, or engineer of, the this model of "gentrification".
"Drive on through to Vermont; The Berkshires are way too cosmopastoral!"
by Zappin' Nap April 25, 2022
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METAgation

The peppering of the timeline of a Page Administrator with suggestions to engage peers-at-best for the same services he or she offers, with no apparent commitment to reciprocity.
Just once, can they scrap all this Metagation and float me a link for a same-genre songwriter in my time zone who is willing to barter accompaniment?
by Zappin' Nap March 15, 2023
mugGet the METAgationmug.

mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.
Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!
by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019
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