Zappin' Nap's definitions

Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD)

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020

Incidental Accessories Liaison

An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.

Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!

by Zappin' Nap August 28, 2019

Pomebook

An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.

"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?

by Zappin' Nap March 1, 2023

MetaMucilage

1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.

So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.

by Zappin' Nap May 3, 2022

Henry Dumbass

The consummate dullard, surpassing Alexander and lesser Dumbasses.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Unnch

(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.

I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!

by Zappin' Nap January 15, 2019

cryptic

Any statement presumed wrong, irrelevant, or threatening just because I made it, but otherwise irrefutable.

Perhaps you have a better idea that is not so, what was it, cryptic?

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023