Zappin' Nap's definitions

shrinehundt

In Catholic liturgy, a ringer from a nearby shrine called into make ministry decisions the member-ship-at-large could have handled.

Oh God... they're bringing in a shrinehundt from the Marians and we're gonna be doing those godawful charismatic songs!

by Zappin' Nap March 19, 2019

millipube

In music post-production, the basic unit of horizontal note or beat shifting necessary to correct a timing error.

"Jenna, you're still about seven millipubes ahead of the snare, let's wrap up and we'll correct it it post."

by Zappin' Nap February 24, 2021

disciple of Brillat-Savarin

One likeness to which a true man will gladly admit when publicly confronted about his masculinity in mixed company.

"A pussy, eh... lucky for you, I'm a disciple of Brillat-Savarin*!"

(* 19th-century French gastronomer credited with saying, "Show me what you eat, and I'll show you what you are."

by Zappin' Nap January 25, 2021

jepped

Rapidly executed under disabled surveillance.

He was jepped. He's even got his name on the crime. Everybody who crosses the Clintons gets jepped.

by Zappin' Nap August 11, 2019

phuquinasceul

Any person who is extremely ignorant, annoying, boring, incompetent, destructive, or any combination thereof.

Did that guy just pull out of a driveway onto Main Street at full speed? What a phuquinasceul!

by Zappin' Nap January 10, 2024

polycopula

A confluence of high volume, short staff, nuisance directives, errors, oversights, and otherwise avoidable chaos; in short, a clusterfuck.

Dr. Jess Dewett is making rounds, there are orders everywhere with no charts, and two nursing assistants are out sick. What a polycopula!

by Zappin' Nap December 19, 2019

Shitfilters

Tareyton cigarettes, so nicknamed because of the charcoal between the tobacco and the normal filter.

Tareytons, OMG... they still make those Shitfilters?

by Zappin' Nap May 8, 2021