57 definitions by Zappin' Nap

disciple of Brillat-Savarin

One likeness to which a true man will gladly admit when publicly confronted about his masculinity in mixed company.

"A pussy, eh... lucky for you, I'm a disciple of Brillat-Savarin*!"

(* 19th-century French gastronomer credited with saying, "Show me what you eat, and I'll show you what you are."

by Zappin' Nap January 25, 2021

L.I.E.S.

Line Item Equity Served.

Enough said.

I knew it was a Woke shop when I saw the sign, "Line Item Equity Served"... never thought I'd see L.I.E.S. as an acronym!

by Zappin' Nap February 8, 2023

reotards

1. Mens' trousers with elastane.
2. Biological males who actively manufacture, preferentially sell, or deliberately buy them.

Keith thinks has such a great ass... does he realize how much it sags in those reotards?

by Zappin' Nap January 2, 2022

heterophobe

A purveyor of men's clothing whose entire inventory contains a minimum of 2% Elastane.

I don't do Straight Stretch... that's an oxymoron unless you're a heterophobe.

by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2020

Henry Dumbass

The consummate dullard, surpassing Alexander and lesser Dumbasses.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Anoxymoron

A phrase whose principal components reinforce, rather than negate, each other; for example, Artificial Intelligence, which is already controlled by the most artificially intelligent and intellectually artificial.

Artificial Intelligence, being controlled by the most artificially intelligent and intellectually artificial, is not an oxymoron but rather an what I call an anoxymoron.

by Zappin' Nap August 5, 2023

Substrigamammic

Exceptionally cold. L. SUB, below + STRIGA, witch + MAMM-, teat + IC

"As the cold front moves in, expect substrigamammic conditions throughout the weekend."

by Zappin' Nap March 11, 2017