2 definitions by Yuliana

Someone who wears excessevely tight pants, and the fat hangs off of the top. Looking like a Fat Muffin.
Mary called Myrtle a fat muffin, because she tried to rock out tight pants, but all her fat showed instead.
by Yuliana November 18, 2005
Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob
My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.
by Yuliana November 18, 2005

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