7 definitions by Youraverageidiot

Altti

Altti is a person you can trust. He is charming, good-looking and very well-spoken. He has a lot of intelligent opinions and is happy to share them.

An Altti will treat you with the utmost respect. If you get in a conversation with one, he will talk a lot but make sure to leave you space for your thoughts, too. He's not just smart, but he's also very funny even though most of his jokes are dad jokes.

You'll never forget an Altti. He is hard to find, but once found, will change your life forever.

Sandra: Do you know Altti?
Daniel: The person who's smart AND hot? Of course I do.

by Youraverageidiot November 22, 2021

Genshin Impact

An annoyingly addicting rpg/gacha game from 2020. F2p’s are pretty common, but have sort of a hard time, because of pulling addiction.

I either win my 50/50 on Genshin Impact or I grind primos 48 hours straight till I gat a guaranteed.

by Youraverageidiot November 14, 2022

WEBTOON

An official website, essentially free therapy, but also causes stress due to wanting the next chapter of WEBTOONS. Many are addicted.

Guy one: Ugh I can’t stop spending coins in WEBTOON
Guy two: Damn…I’m almost out of money
Guy three: I’m already broke
Guy four: you guys have COINS?

by Youraverageidiot November 14, 2022

Pulling addiction

The term for playing gacha games and wanting characters which are essentially pixels.

I have pulling addiction.

by Youraverageidiot November 16, 2022

F2P

Short for free to play. Term for players in a game who don’t spend money. They usually have a harder time grinding, but have a higher skill level.

Guy 1: So, what are your spendings on this game?
Guy 2: I’m a whale
Guy 3: I’m a low spender
Guy 4: I’m F2P

by Youraverageidiot November 16, 2022

Your average idiot

An average, idiotic, user that has a knack for not listening. Also sucks at games but plays anyway.

Your average idiot is stuuupid!

by Youraverageidiot November 16, 2022

Chicken

The big, fat, birds that you keep in your backyard but end up getting eaten anyway.

Guy 1: how is your chicken?
Guy 2: dead

by Youraverageidiot November 14, 2022