251 definitions by Your mom

Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

by Your mom April 11, 2005

crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

by Your mom May 22, 2003

wasp

w.a.s.p... we are scary posers.

Kurt cobain had a W.A.S.P sticker on some of his guitars.

by Your mom June 24, 2004

noe

alternate word for know

i NOE HOW TO DO THIS LEAVE ME ALONE!

by Your mom February 7, 2005

John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

by Your mom March 28, 2005

Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

by Your mom April 28, 2004

illnana

your nana is ill

i have a illnana

by Your mom July 18, 2003