251 definitions by Your Mom

walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

by Your Mom April 24, 2005

snickerdick

poop dick

shit on ones penis

by Your Mom September 9, 2003

Penis

word meaning You.

Ow! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

by Your Mom December 10, 2003

food

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

by Your Mom June 16, 2006

Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

by Your Mom April 11, 2005

crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

by Your Mom May 22, 2003

wasp

w.a.s.p... we are scary posers.

Kurt cobain had a W.A.S.P sticker on some of his guitars.

by Your Mom June 24, 2004