6 definitions by Your Liberator
When your buddy suddenly rapes your mind with an orgy of urban dictionary references and ghetto street creed to get you out of the picture so he can pick up some hot tail.
Guy 1: “Word! dawg. Peep that dope, five-finger shorty...two o’clock. Mmm, straight rollin’ strapped wit some back! woo! Girl got me bustin’ a hard-o-tack, melty like a full blown heteropheliac. Betta git in where you fit in jack, cause this car don’t ride three deep.”
Waiter: "Table for one?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, my buddy just blew me off with a slangbang."
Waiter: "Table for one?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, my buddy just blew me off with a slangbang."
by Your Liberator January 20, 2011
A person who can only grasp a tiny flicker of brilliance because they refuse to allow truth to enter their mind, and believing they are enlightened, must turn to fanatacism for comfort and praise.
Guy 1: "I had an epiphany this morning about my friend."
Guy 2: "Really? what was that?"
Guy 1: "I realized that he is crazy because what he says irritates me."
Guy 2: "How's that?"
Guy 1: "Because, everyone who ever said something I didn't like, was crazy"
Guy 2: "No, you probably just didn't understand it because you are epiphanatical"
Guy 2: "Really? what was that?"
Guy 1: "I realized that he is crazy because what he says irritates me."
Guy 2: "How's that?"
Guy 1: "Because, everyone who ever said something I didn't like, was crazy"
Guy 2: "No, you probably just didn't understand it because you are epiphanatical"
by Your Liberator January 17, 2011
A person with an unstable moral center, or mental condition, who tries to hide it with a tiffany image until it spins out of control and stains everyone around them.
Guy 1: "Did you catch the fireworks last night? Lisa got all agro and made a fool of herself...probably lost all of her friends."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that was the worst egocentrifugal meltdown I've ever seen."
Guy 1: "What about Mel Gibson?"
Guy 2: "No contest! Gibson never tried to hide it."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that was the worst egocentrifugal meltdown I've ever seen."
Guy 1: "What about Mel Gibson?"
Guy 2: "No contest! Gibson never tried to hide it."
by Your Liberator February 1, 2011
An extremely profitable production of deceptive and shocking media, typically with a scary title, that is intended to divide a society into two warring, social factions by employing subtle international terrorism that convinces people they must relinquish control over their lives to a reigning bureaucracy in order to save the planet from themselves.
Scared: "Oh no, the sky is melting, we need to stop breathing and farting or we are all going to die!"
Reasonable: "What? Are you crazy?!"
Scared: "Me? You're the fool. You're going to kill us all! haven't you seen that documentary "An Inconsistent Boob"? The producer even gives speeches warning us about you people who are just too selfish and ignorant to see the truth.
Reasonable: "Oh, I get it, you fell for some money-hungry trickster's digitally altered mockumentary."
Reasonable: "What? Are you crazy?!"
Scared: "Me? You're the fool. You're going to kill us all! haven't you seen that documentary "An Inconsistent Boob"? The producer even gives speeches warning us about you people who are just too selfish and ignorant to see the truth.
Reasonable: "Oh, I get it, you fell for some money-hungry trickster's digitally altered mockumentary."
by Your Liberator February 1, 2011
Guy #1: "That dumb punk over there is a wuss"
Guy #2: "Looks pretty tough to me"
Guy #1: "Yeah, but he only talks tough, Im gonna go kick his butt"
Guy #3: "I wouldn't do that if I were you, three of my friends tried beating him in the head with a rock, and he got up and chased 'em all down and tore 'em a new one...man don't fade.
Guy #2: "Looks pretty tough to me"
Guy #1: "Yeah, but he only talks tough, Im gonna go kick his butt"
Guy #3: "I wouldn't do that if I were you, three of my friends tried beating him in the head with a rock, and he got up and chased 'em all down and tore 'em a new one...man don't fade.
by Your Liberator January 19, 2011
An ideology based on deceptive and typically balkanizing rhetoric used by incompetent politicians and criminal elites who attempt to convince the masses that if they could just kill or convert everyone who doesn't agree with them then the world would a perfect place to live.
Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"
Wise man: "Then why don't you shut up?"
Wakadoo: "Because I have a right to free speech"
Wise man: "Then why don't you speak up?"
Wakadoo: "Because its wrong to disagree"
Wise man: "Then how do you find the truth?"
Wakadoo: "I just watch the television or pray for guidance"
Wise man: "But television lies, and no proof of god exists"
Wakadoo: "You're just a hater!...and you smell funny!"
Wise man: "You're just saying that avoid debating the facts"
Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"
Wise man: "That's some devision you've got there, moron"
Wise man: "Then why don't you shut up?"
Wakadoo: "Because I have a right to free speech"
Wise man: "Then why don't you speak up?"
Wakadoo: "Because its wrong to disagree"
Wise man: "Then how do you find the truth?"
Wakadoo: "I just watch the television or pray for guidance"
Wise man: "But television lies, and no proof of god exists"
Wakadoo: "You're just a hater!...and you smell funny!"
Wise man: "You're just saying that avoid debating the facts"
Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"
Wise man: "That's some devision you've got there, moron"
by Your Liberator February 1, 2011