Your Best Idiot's definitions

Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic

Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

The Game

You just lost it

DAMNIT! WHY DO YOU THINK OF WINNING THE GAME!

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Eating Disorder

1: Eating more than daily levels
2: Eating less than daily levels

1: Gluttony
2: Bulimia
that's Eating disorder fer u

by your best idiot April 18, 2010

Love

something Cupid invented

i did not invent love

by your best idiot April 9, 2010

Snorgtees

the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor

Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!

by your best idiot April 25, 2010

Diddy Kong

1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series

2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas

3) To be near a muscular friend

1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!

2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!

3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK

by your best idiot March 27, 2010

Cajun Pizza

Black, ultra-spicy pizza

I went to order out for pizza, when I got the pizza, i put some black, ultra-spicy hot cajun sauce on the pizza, when i finished the pizza, i was blowing fire and sweating like hell when i ate the cajun pizza

by your best idiot May 16, 2010