Your Best Idiot's definitions

The best Idiot

Like the best man, only the man has the IQ of less than 50

Priest: Let the best man come up!
Crowd: THERE IS NO BEST MAN, BUT THERES THE BEST IDIOT!
Priest: Fine, Let the best Idiot come up...

by your best idiot March 29, 2010

erectum

Like Rectum, but refers to the Shaft

Why do i pronounce Rectum as Erectum?

by Your Best Idiot April 1, 2010

Shigeru Miyamoto

definitely the greatest man of all time

If i met Shigeru Miyamoto, i'd be dazed, confused, and fall on my back

Name could possibly be anglicized as "Gary Meyers"

by your best idiot April 2, 2010

Anglicized

To transform a word from a foreign language into a word best understood by us English speakers

Obscene is the anglicized form of the Latin word Obscenus

by your best idiot April 2, 2010

Acid

Like Lava, but can literally Vaporize you because Acid is colored Green

guy: "dude, dont trip, you're over an acid pit"
guy 2: "why man? it's just green! Green is Good!"
guy: "can be molten copper..."

by your best idiot April 3, 2010

Koopa Shell

You say this when you kick something that's big and has the possibility to pwn sum1's nads

Guy 1: Hey dudes, check this! KOOPA SHELL! *kicks a rubber ball*
*Rubber ball pwns someone's nads*
Guy 2: Oooh sthhhhh! Aaaagh! my nads
Guy 1: Now u know y i said "Koopa Shell"

by your best idiot April 3, 2010

Self-Explanatory

a term that speaks for itself

Dude, Pwnage is pretty much self-explanatory

by your best idiot April 4, 2010