You Know's definitions

scorch

from hot shit to black shit

I scorched my couch with a lighter

by You know April 12, 2005

intellution

the fucking coolest hat in the world

only cool people wear intellution hats

by you know June 21, 2003

wazzdakka

n.
1. A complete homosexual whose testicles resemble raisins.
2. A complete loser whose only date in life will be his right hand.
3. David Reid, synonymous with definitions 1 and 2.

Wazzdakka lives in Scotland. He loves the cock. He will never get laid.

by you know November 19, 2003

compton ass eddie

his dick is so small
he pisses on his balls,
tries to make up for it with a truck he thinks is hoss
but we know the nine-five neon is boss

what now compton, word

by you know March 16, 2005

crupi

The act of masturbating while eating a box of cheeze-its.

I was bored last night, so I crupied.

by you know December 8, 2004

jamolian

a slang term for a person of Jamaican and Mongolian background.

"Maria is way better than Kelly the Irish bitch, because she's a fuckin' Jamolian!"

by you know March 23, 2004

Majesty of the Seas

An awesome ship travelling the Caribbean on 4 day cruises, stopping at Nassau, Bahamas, Cococay, Bahamas, Key West, Florida, and finally back to Miami. The only flaw is that it goes by too fast.

I still keep in touch with the great friends I made on Majesty of the Seas.

by You Know April 11, 2004