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Cop

Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.
by Yopmail User December 24, 2022
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Sesame Street

While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
This definition of Sesame Street was sponsored by the letter D!
by Yopmail User August 14, 2022
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Quizizz

If nobody gives Quizizz Inc. a lecture on plagiarism, I'll do it myself!
by Yopmail User November 13, 2022
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The Emoji Movie

If you, by some miracle, are actually thinking of watching this school shooting of a "movie," please dial the Suicide Hotline: 1-800-555-9999. Watching it is, to say the least, an incredibly painful way to fucking die. And to those of you who have watched it, I wish you'd known how much you'd be missed before then.
by Yopmail User April 10, 2023
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Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.
Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.
by Yopmail User August 27, 2023
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Definition

Did I ever tell you the definition of stupidity? Stupidity is when retards like you look up "definition" on Urban Dictionary.
by Yopmail User June 30, 2022
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Diet Coke and Mentos

Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.
The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!
by Yopmail User October 21, 2022
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