95 definitions by Yo Mama

ripped

extremely low body fat combined with good musculature.

Lifting wieghts made me big, now dieting will get me ripped!

by Yo Mama September 15, 2003

ripped

extremely drunk

We went out drinking and I got ripped!

by Yo Mama September 15, 2003

playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

by Yo Mama September 11, 2003

Dirty South

Correction on that last one......the 0nly state people WOULD NOT consider being part of the Dirty South would be Kentucky

Kentucky, specially northern is not the south

by Yo Mama August 14, 2004

oogally boogally

a kick ass way of saying...BOO!
saying "boo" with attitude!

the ghost went oogally boogally and almost made me wet myself!!

by Yo Mama April 8, 2003

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

by Yo Mama October 18, 2003

Led Zeppelin

THE BEST BAND EVER!! This awesome late 60's early 70's group consists of Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham. They did a bunch of really famous songs like "Stairway to Heaven", "Gallows Pole" and "Kashmire" , to name just a few. Jimmy Page, the guitarist is the best guitarist ever to exist.. AND I MEAN EVER!

Hippie #1: "Hey dude I got these Led Zep tickets.. For the Song Remains the Same Concert."

Hippie #2: "Right on, dude. I dig it."

by Yo Mama March 5, 2005