15 definitions by Yelsew Foolface

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A complete waste of time that ruins your life
Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*
by Yelsew Foolface April 05, 2005
The most cliche old black people food (besides chitlins)
Old black lady: Come on chile, come git yo collerd greens and chillins.
by Yelsew Foolface May 13, 2005
The most obscene commercial jingle ever!
Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!
by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005
The best game show (next to Price is Right) in the world. What's better than spinning a wheel to win money?
Contestant: I'd like to solve the puzzle: Supercalifragelistcexpialidocious
by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005
An American Idol who should:
(1) Not be allowed to announce commercial breaks
(2) Not wear shoes to her performances
(1)Ryan Seacrest: "We'll announce who's cut..." (hands mic to fantasia)
Fantasia: "after the commercial... the break and all that good stuff"
(2) "I broke my shoe!"
by Yelsew Foolface April 06, 2005
A person who is tacky, old, and chain smokes cigarettes. Cigarettes are the main priority for this person. They are a teacher who will leave their class locked in their room then goes outside and smokes while saying "I need a smoke!"
Dick Cheyney's wife is a lancoolish
"You are acting very lancoolish today"
by Yelsew Foolface May 02, 2005
An bullemic's pasttime
Jessica: Hey Jill, wanna go throw up?
Jill: Where's the toilet?
Jessica: Who needs a toilet?! *throws up on the jill*
by Yelsew Foolface May 12, 2005

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