Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*
Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!
A person who is tacky, old, and chain smokes cigarettes. Cigarettes are the main priority for this person. They are a teacher who will leave their class locked in their room then goes outside and smokes while saying "I need a smoke!"
Dick Cheyney's wife is a lancoolish
"You are acting very lancoolish today"