The most obscene commercial jingle ever!
Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!
NASUEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION UPSET STOMACH DIARRHEA YAY Pepto-bismol
Medicine that cures those ^
I need some pepto-bismol.
A (normally fat) girl who wears too much pink, making her look like a bottle of pepto bismol.
"Eew! Is that girl wearing a pink track suit? She looks like pepto bismol!"
When your vomiting up blood and having explosive dihheria count on pepto bismol!!!
John: OH MY GOD MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *PUKES*
Pepto-bismol lady: *Shoves a cork up little johnny's butt and force feeds him pepto-bismol*
Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.
yeayuh Pepto Bismol!!!..u kno that medicine...the commercial comes on tv..and theres these like old ppl dancin ..goin "yeA Pepto Bismol!!"
I want my Pepto Bismol please
The power of the Pepto Bismol in the palm of my hand!