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Sometimes stolen, easy to sell goods that cannot be tracked easily. Often times, acquired from friends or relatives at Christmas and pawned off at earliest convenience.
*Dr Rockso holding bags of presents stolen from his friends at the door of a pawn shop* "How much Dr Rockso get for dis slop, huh?"
by Yawrood March 17, 2011
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1. A vampire that appears/has the physical form of a woman, however is not quite what she seems. Can often be decieving in the extreme, being her entire life is usually a fabricated lie and thus is constantly acting. Usually dresses either in Goth styling, or in normal fashions. Usually in the fashion of being a Vixen, she is a teasing, taunting creature who dares you to be with her, the epitome of dark femininity.

2. A female who is actually of the sanguinitic family of creatures, who are often shy or direct in some cases, and often are reputed to have high sexual drives. Often being loners, they sometimes seek companionship and are usually challenging to engage in any sexual activity with, the impediment being thier massively enhanced sensitivities to stimuli of all kinds. However, once one understand body language to a fine art, the enticement and following intruige into such creatures is often enhancing.
"The Vampiress walked with a perfect poise, a grace inhuman, looking into his eyes as she brushed her hand across his neck, he smiled at her, as did she to him, the flash of two points longer than her other teeth apparent, with perhaps the stain of lipstick upon the tips, perhaps not, as he lean in to kiss her, she turned and sauntered away, glancing over her shoulder, daring him to follow her into the darkest corner of the bar..."
by Yawrood May 25, 2009
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Flipping the On Switch is the act of going from lethargy to productivity, but more so in self-improvement than in other ventures, save for buisness. A mental tactic to change one's personality from simpering to being forthcoming and stalwart. Similar to the saying "Kicking it in Gear".
Guy 1: "Ben's performance in the last quarter was pretty bad, but look at him today, his sales are through the roof!"

Guy 2: "Yeap, he must have Flipped the On Switch"

"I really had issues, going from laziness and lieing, making everyone else do things for me and being an all out bum. Then I discovered Flipping the On Switch and I feel great, no laziness, all go-getting ability and nothing but the truth!"
by Yawrood June 16, 2009
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On The Load is a reference to the modern culture of downloading movies and other media free, usually through person to person programs, like torrent files. It is used to signify when someone has something currently downloading or plans to for a period of time.
Guy 1: Hey man, I just went through my movie collection, I don't have "Beavis and Butthead Do America!"

Guy 2: No worries man, I already have it on the load and it will be done in a couple days.
by Yawrood January 13, 2010
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The verb or adjective of someone under the influence of DXM or dextromethorphan, usually acting on the percieved immunity to pain and feeling of superiority, usually in an irrational manner. Referencing the 80's action hero "Robocop". Usually used as an action descriptor i.e. "Going Robo"
The verb or adjective of someone under the influence of DXM or dextromethorphan, usually acting on the percieved immunity to pain and feeling of superiority, usually in an irrational manner. Referencing the 80's action hero "Robocop". Usually used as an action descriptor i.e. "Going Robo"

"Man I just saw this dude drink a slam of sizzurp, bust up two Angels, get knifed and walk out of the bar like a millionaire! Totally Robo!
by Yawrood January 12, 2019
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To be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on Christmas Eve, so much so that you are either still drunk Christmas Day or are massively hung over. The same as "wasted" or "shit-faced" but used specifically on the Christmas Holiday. This term can also be used post-Christmas if one is wasted Christmas Day and continues into Boxing Day.

This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.
Guy 1: "Whoa, did you see that mall santa tossing his guts under that tree?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's totally sleighed!"

Example 2

Santa: Whooaaa there Rudolph, I said leeeeft.... hold up I gotta ho ho ho hurl! *blargh*

Rudolph: Good graces Santa! Your F*cking Sleighed!
by Yawrood December 24, 2009
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