36 definitions by Yamato Yamamoto

Nisan

A Hebrew calendar month, counted as month 1, though it is actually the seventh (and sometimes eighth) month of the calendar year. It has 30 days, follows Adar and precedes Sivan.

Passover is celebrated on 15 Nisan every year.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 17, 2021

11:43

The 703rd minute after midnight and the seventeenth before noon, the time right between 11:42 and 11:44.

Today I stayed in bed until 11:43.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

5782

A Hebrew calendar year, corresponding to 2022. It starts on September 7, 2021, and ends at nightfall on September 25, 2022.

- Hey, when did you post this?
- I posted it in 5782. (which is a lie I actually posted it in 5781)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

22:45

The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.

Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

zero-point-once

1. One-tenth of a time.
2. (in mathematics) Used to describe a quotient between 0.1 and 0.2.

I ran around the track zero-point-once, then I got tired.
“Seven goes into 1 zero-point-once, with a remainder of 0.3.”

(Said by someone on Numberphile, a channel on YouTube.)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 6, 2022

Tishri

A month of the Hebrew calendar, having 30 days, counted as month number 7. It is the first month of the Hebrew year. It runs from September to October. It follows Elul and precedes Cheshvan.

-Hey, when were you born?
-I was born in Tishri. The 4th of Tishri to be specific.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

Made You Look

A song by Meghan Trainor, released in October 2022. Its lyrics go:

I could have my Gucci on!
I could wear my Louis Vuitton!
But even with nothing on, bet I made you look!
(I made you look!)

Friend: Do you know Meghan Trainor’s song “Made You Look”?
Me: The one where she sings about her Gucci and stuff? Yes, I do!

by Yamato Yamamoto July 18, 2023