36 definitions by Yamato Yamamoto

STF

(verb)

1. to tell (someone) to shut the f**k up.

Person 1: STFU!
Person 2: Don’t you dare STF me, idiot! STF YOU!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022

Yamato

My name.

Random dude: What is your name?
Me: It’s Yamato.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 7, 2021

Kislev

A Hebrew calendar month, following Cheshvan and preceding Tevet. It usually has 30 days, though sometimes only has 29.

I was born in Kislev. (which is not actually true)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

Cheshvan

Also written as: Heshvan, Hesvan

A month of the Hebrew Calendar. It is counted as month 8 and runs from October to November. It contains 29 days, and occasionally 30. It follows Tishri and precedes Kislev.

I’m looking forward to 30 Cheshvan 5783! This date will occur on Thursday, November 24th, 2022. It is a very special date.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

23:15

The 675th minute after noon and the forty-fifth before midnight; the time between 23:14 and 23:16.

- Do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yes, it’s 23:15. Time for you to get in bed.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

5783

A Hebrew calendar year, starting on September 26, 2022, and ending with nightfall on September 15, 2023. It falls right in between two embolismic (13-month) years, 5782 and 5784.

- Hey, what year is this again?
- We are currently in the year 5783.
- Thank you

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

00:00

Also written as: 12:00 AM

The time of day in between 23:59 and 00:01. Midnight.

I go to bed at 00:00 every night.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021