6 definitions by Yagotta B. Kiddin

Top Definition
Fucking while texting. Get it? Good! Now try it. You'll like it. Just don't put it in the wrong hole. If there is such a thing.
My girlfriend and I were fexting last night. I'm not sure who she was fexting tho... it wasn't me... is that a problem?
by Yagotta B. Kiddin February 13, 2013
phenome for 'f'd in the a' or, in expanded form: 'fucked in the ass'. Fudinthia rhymes with Cynthia, thus making it a word for poets.
Dude, you just got fudinthia hard! I bet your poop just walks out the back door now!
by Yagotta B. Kiddin February 13, 2013
A pussy so strong, it can lift more than 3 pounds (21% of a stone for you British tadgers). A kegel so strong, she cracks her back while doing it, with you inside. You find her, you marry her! RIGHT NOW!

Inspired by this thread: ( web : textsfromlastnight /Text-Replies-47126.html). I place that site on the tiny, tiny pile that we aren't doomed as a species. This is not an ad! I just want to give props where props are due! Just funny!
I have found the mythical kegelkunt. She milked my shaft with her snatch like a a woman that can suck start a Harley, but with her pussy. It was like getting a great blowjob and fucked stupid, at the same time! This is the stuff of legend boys! The mythical keglekunt exists! AND SHE'S ALL MINE! ;^)
by Yagotta B. Kiddin February 15, 2013
A powerfully sloppy queaf experienced when pulling out of a dripping wet vagina in the midst of climax, during involuntary pelvic floor contractions experienced when a woman really orgasms.
You gotta be kidding me! I pulled out of my girl last night when she was cuming, she kegelkueafed Gangam Style for 10 minutes! It was epic!
by Yagotta B. Kiddin February 15, 2013
A concept blend of vagina artist. One whose canvas is the vagina. Proper usage may include the medium of art. (e.g. tattoo vagartist: a tattooist who specializes in vagina tattoos may be considered a vagartist if they are very good at tattooing vaginas.) It is not limited to tattooists of course, one could be a sketch vagartist if you focused on sketching vaginas as your medium, and were very, very good at it.
Brittney: I'm going to see my vagartist latter to get vagazzled before my date!
Megan: That's just so awesome! I'm so sure Shane will just love it!
by Yagotta B. Kiddin November 28, 2013
Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.

Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!

Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!

In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
While texting (or fexting):

You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014

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