108 definitions by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx
A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.
Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2020
Vaxidiot #1: VACCINATIONS SECRETLY INJECT YOU WITH AUTISM
Smart Person: No, Vaxidiot, autism involves a chemical imbalance in the brain, it is not an injectable disease
Vaxidiot #2: I'M SO SCARED TO CATCH COVID IM GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AND CRY
Smart Person: But didn't you get the COVID-19 vaccine?
Vaxidiot #2: Yes but I'M SCARED AHHH
Smart Person: Calm yourself, you're vaccinated and protected, do you seriously not understand how vaccines work?
Smart Person: No, Vaxidiot, autism involves a chemical imbalance in the brain, it is not an injectable disease
Vaxidiot #2: I'M SO SCARED TO CATCH COVID IM GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AND CRY
Smart Person: But didn't you get the COVID-19 vaccine?
Vaxidiot #2: Yes but I'M SCARED AHHH
Smart Person: Calm yourself, you're vaccinated and protected, do you seriously not understand how vaccines work?
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021
Proof that hell on earth exists
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 9, 2021
An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 24, 2020
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 14, 2020
Something 50% of married couples get when they can't overcome their stupid differences and are willing to put their kids through pain and misery because they can't act like adults and overcome their differences.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 11, 2020
Foreigners and people from the west coast love them, but people from states bordering New York hate them because they bring their abhorrent driving to our peaceful states.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 22, 2021