Holy shit! Look at that caterpillar! It's fucking HUGE!
Rich idiots that wear abercrombie while drinking starbucks with one professionally manicured hand, and holding a prada bag with the other tiffany bracelet adorned hand.
Yuppies piss me off.
Another way to beat around the word sex.
Hey baby lets extreme cuddle.
Anal sex. Which is basically inserting the hotdog between the buns, and very much like making an actual hotdog.
Homos make hotdogs. They enjoy it too. Very very much. Ooooh yeah.
Slang for sex
Lemme take you home so we can do the naked lambada.
A person that's all bark and no bite.
He's such a phony, he says he's a pyro but he's actually scared of fire.
I've heard her forbidden forest has fleas.
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