2 definitions by Xanderoe

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019