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2 definitions by X1z.Lachy

 
1.
a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!!
Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.

Everybody: shut the fuck up simon
*everybody procedes to beat the crap out of simon*

Simon: no please.. THE PAIN!!!
by X1z.Lachy March 29, 2005
 
2.
the misssplet version of penis.
You: wow my peins is huge!!

Me: to bad you can't spell for SHIT!!!!!
by X1z.Lachy March 30, 2005