The best ilusionist ever! (Despite what other people may tell you.)
Watch Criss Angel on A&E at 10:00 P.M., like i do!
Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)
I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.
A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.
The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"
1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.
1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.
2.An offensive word to call a jock.
1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.
2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!
When your dick tilts to the left or the right so you cant pee straight
I pissed all over the bathrooom yester cause i had a bad cock hanger!
A loser, idiot, or cockface.
My french teacher is a wangshitter