Woob's definitions

skeetsauce

Rhymes with leetsauce but is the noun form of skeet, referring to cum, jizz, siemen.

I dotted her eyes with my skeetsauce.

by Woob March 5, 2004

You've changed

I've changed and you don't live up to my newly skewed standards.

- Wanna hang out like old Times?
- You've changed.
- WTF?!

by Woob November 26, 2004

beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

by Woob November 1, 2004

the san francisco treat

A thinly veiled euphemism for anal sex.

In prison "the san francisco treat" is served at more than just lunch.

by Woob December 13, 2004

urban turban

A gangster muslim.

I thought that thug was a mexican, but it turns out he's an urban turban.

by Woob May 25, 2004

basad

An abbreviation of 3 letters: Bet, Shin and Daled that are used by orthodox Jews to mark the upper right corner of a written paper.
Sometimes can appear on the left upper corner, indicating the writer is not ashkenazi Jew.

Basad.

Dear John, by the time you'll read this lines I'll be gone...

by Woob March 15, 2005