3 definitions by Womb Worm

Seagina

An item that you could have sexual intercourse which is also found in the ocean. For example: giant clams, hermit crab shells, penguin beaks, the sand, a dolphins blow hole or an anemone.

"Hey Carny all the chicks at the pub were bitches tonight so I had to go for the ol seagina again. Hope I don't get crabs.

by Womb Worm February 19, 2015

french skunk

When a mans penis becomes entangled in a young girls braces.

Oh no Dads shaft just french skunked my mouth again.

by Womb Worm April 17, 2014

jewly noted

When a helmet warrior acknowledges criticism.

'Hey Jew dick, Christmas is real'
'Jewly noted'

by Womb Worm April 27, 2014