Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
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rack em

1.) A slang term used to tell somone to set up billiard balls for playing.

2.) The frist words said by many southern babies. Thought to be caused by the combination of Jack Daniels and having sex on a pool table at the time of conception.
1.) Hey Mike wanna play a game of eight ball?

Mike: Sure go ahead and rack em.

2.) "rack em"

Mother: hear that Cletus? Little bubba jus speaked his first words.
by Wolf89 August 09, 2006
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Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
by Wolf89 January 03, 2007
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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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Big Five

The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle.
Don't fuck with Hector, He's strappin a big five.
by Wolf89 January 29, 2006
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Waste of an orgasm

Someone who is useless or worth nothing. Someone who's father "wasted an orgasm" when they were conceived.
Get off your ass and find a job you lousy waste of an orgasm!
by Wolf89 May 05, 2009
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Flip knife

One of those folding lock blade knives with the little stud on the blade that allows a person to open it with only one hand. When modified so that it can be opened simply by a flick of the wrist(sometimes with some thumb pressure), it becomes a flip knife. In some states it's considered the same thing as a switchblade
Everbody knows T packs a flip knife, thats why the pigs are on him all the time.
by Wolf89 December 25, 2005
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