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Diver Dan

"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"
by Wolf89 October 21, 2005
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rack em

1.) A slang term used to tell somone to set up billiard balls for playing.

2.) The frist words said by many southern babies. Thought to be caused by the combination of Jack Daniels and having sex on a pool table at the time of conception.
1.) Hey Mike wanna play a game of eight ball?

Mike: Sure go ahead and rack em.

2.) "rack em"

Mother: hear that Cletus? Little bubba jus speaked his first words.
by Wolf89 August 9, 2006
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Can't Raise the Main Sail

Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
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Wolfpack

A group of police that drive fast, un-marked cars(usually impounds) such as Mustangs, Corvettes, Chargers, or even exotics such as Ferrari's, Porches and Lamborghini's.

Their main purpose is to catch speeders and street racers, though they will often assist other officers during traffic stops, accidents or spot checks.

Though many jurisdictions have used impounded sports cars as special duty patrol cars, the Wolfpack has its origins with the Tampa Police Department. They were the first department to specifically assign such vehicles to select officers with specific orders to target speeders.
Think twice before you race that mustang, he might be in the wolfpack.
by Wolf89 May 5, 2009
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marshmallow dream

A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:

Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.

Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.

Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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BHWP

Acronym for Border Hopping White Person.

Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:

Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.

Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.

Person is overqualified for local jobs.

There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Damnit, a local guy can get a job anywhere around here, especially when he's got all theese BHWP's to compete with.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
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