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Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
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Morphine dreams

Vivid and sometimes violently real dreams or memories caused by the extended use of morphine or heroin.

Also caused by heroin or morphine witdrawl.
Ex junkies often suffer from terrible morphine dreams.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
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BHWP

Acronym for Border Hopping White Person.

Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:

Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.

Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.

Person is overqualified for local jobs.

There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Damnit, a local guy can get a job anywhere around here, especially when he's got all theese BHWP's to compete with.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
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Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
by Wolf89 July 3, 2006
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back breaker

A baseball bat(or any club like object) which has had a hole drilled in the middle and a metal pipe, bar, or metal powder/dust placed inside and the hole sealed shut. The purpose is to increase the weight and rigidity of the weapon.
Bobby owed the boys up on coronado some money, so they came after him with a back breaker.
by Wolf89 December 26, 2005
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Whistling pig

Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.
by Wolf89 December 25, 2005
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