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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
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Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
by Wolf89 July 3, 2006
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BHWP

Acronym for Border Hopping White Person.

Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:

Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.

Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.

Person is overqualified for local jobs.

There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Damnit, a local guy can get a job anywhere around here, especially when he's got all theese BHWP's to compete with.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
mugGet the BHWPmug.

back breaker

A baseball bat(or any club like object) which has had a hole drilled in the middle and a metal pipe, bar, or metal powder/dust placed inside and the hole sealed shut. The purpose is to increase the weight and rigidity of the weapon.
Bobby owed the boys up on coronado some money, so they came after him with a back breaker.
by Wolf89 December 26, 2005
mugGet the back breakermug.

Gator

1.) Someone who talks a lot, usually too much. From the idea that they are "all mouth"

2.) Illegally distilled and transported liquor. Moonshine. Most commonly used in extreme southern florida. Can be of any quality, from low grade "radiator poison" or "battery acid" to very high grade "rocket fuel"
1.) That fucking gator down the street has been running his mouth for too long.

2.) I'll be back in a few days, gotta haul a truckload of gator up to cigar town.
2.b) Bobby, run down to old man homer's house and get us a few jars of gator.
by Wolf89 March 14, 2008
mugGet the Gatormug.

Schlong

Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 December 28, 2005
mugGet the Schlongmug.

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