55 definitions by Wise Man

Swervigo

The feeling of exhaustion you get when you have avoided so many peoples calls/enquiries at work.

I gave so many people the swerve today, i'm knackered.

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.

Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003