4 definitions by WindoLickr
ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.
" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.
" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
When a woman's period laden axe wound smells of feces once the man gives her anal and puts his penis back in her vagina without wiping it off after she's had the beef squirts. Not to be confused wit Dumpster Bread
"Man, that girl stunk like Dumpster Sushi after I smashed her Ralph Kramden and refilled her Norton like it was a Honeymoon!"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
1.The Meat Warmer commonly dwells in humid climates. It patrols the strrets in search of sexual profit,i.e. a hooker.
2. Meat Warmer:Adj./V. - An old woman or one of less than average looks sitting at the end of the bar when everyone is leaving. She has struck out with the good lloking men and now sits in wait for the most drunk of the leftovers to ask her to accompany him home. She of course will do the favor, only if to ease her suffering and feelings of rejection. She knows that she is simply a hole to fill when nothing else pans out for the loneliest of men.
2. Meat Warmer:Adj./V. - An old woman or one of less than average looks sitting at the end of the bar when everyone is leaving. She has struck out with the good lloking men and now sits in wait for the most drunk of the leftovers to ask her to accompany him home. She of course will do the favor, only if to ease her suffering and feelings of rejection. She knows that she is simply a hole to fill when nothing else pans out for the loneliest of men.
"Ahh, these girls are out of my league and I am horny. Guess I am drunk enough to take home that meat warmer"!- see also, Swamp Donkey, Jackel Arm, & Goin' Hoggin'.
by WindoLickr June 11, 2009