12 definitions by WillyCravemore
Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.
"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".
by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018
A young girl, typically aged between 17 and 23, who walks around with a yoga mat sticking out of her rucksack and is active on Instagram.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
The raw anger that transfers to everything in the universe from a person tired, annoyed and impatient as their country suffers a third wave of Covid-19.
"Why did Tom freak out at the gym today, just because that dude got to the squat rack before him?"
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".
by WillyCravemore July 23, 2021
The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.
"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
The act of fanning the duvet, sometimes slowly with an elbow if a partner is present in the bed, to register a fart being concealed by the fabric.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018