5 definitions by Willy5007

UPPERCASED

Uppercased is short for "uppercase fucked" the meaning implying that something is so fucked, if you were to write it down it would have to be in all caps. A state of complete un-repairable madness.

I can't fix this piece of shit, it's totally uppercased.

I am so uppercased right now. I just lost my job.

by Willy5007 July 6, 2011

Tuked

Pronounced (tooked). Meaning screwed or fucked over. Name derived from a 1970's children's TV show whose host was later convicted of child molestation. To be taken advantage of or tricked into doing something awful for little or no money.

How did they talk me into doing this roof for free, I got tuked.

We got tuked on that last job. It just wouldn't end.

by Willy5007 July 6, 2011

Gunderwear

gunderwear |ˈgəndərˌwer|

1. noun

clothing worn to cover only the genitals, in combination with extreme drunkeness and abscence of all other clothing. Worn for the sole purpose of aiming and examining firearms while intoxicated. a man who refuses to put pants on.

2. adj.

a state of inebriation suggesting firearms may be brandished at any moment. a state of drunkeness absent of memory.

Man my head hurts, I was totally in my gunderwear last night

by Willy5007 June 16, 2011

Hater's Tape

Tape used to cover the logo, name, or inventory branding of a competitor. Tape used to hide the origin of an object out of shame, denial, or misdirection.

Put some hater's tape on this thing. I don't want people to know where we rented it.

by Willy5007 June 28, 2011

Strugfest

A festival of struggle, meaning the amount of struggle is so great that a festival should be held in its honor. A brutally awful task that doesn't go as planned.

That remodel was a total strugfest, eveything took twice as long as I thought.

by Willy5007 July 6, 2011