7 definitions by WillieSpency
The best city in Spain, without a doubt, full of culture, history, awesome nightlife, hot chicks and a shit ton of American exchange students. Has the third oldest university in Europe although it is massively overrated and the guys who run it just want your cash.
by WillieSpency December 28, 2021
The county that believes it is the best in all of England, and insists on this on all its road signs. Full of colourful and cultural hotspots like the run-down bus station in Coalville, the Woodlands Nursery in Stapleton, the Britannia Shopping Centre in Hinckley, the toilets in Cafe Nero at the Highcross in Leicester, and so on.
The people who live there, known locally as "chisits", speak in a strange dialect that include expressions such as "me duck", "me sen" and "ayumashed".
Many there like to insist that Leicestershire is its own independent socialist republic, but since everybody there is as thick as a brick nobody will listen to them. If you want more action, go to nearby Warwickshire.
The people who live there, known locally as "chisits", speak in a strange dialect that include expressions such as "me duck", "me sen" and "ayumashed".
Many there like to insist that Leicestershire is its own independent socialist republic, but since everybody there is as thick as a brick nobody will listen to them. If you want more action, go to nearby Warwickshire.
by WillieSpency December 28, 2021
A once quiet and poor fishing village in the north of Fuerteventura, Canary Islands, now a very popular tourist destination overrun by big-headed and loud Italians. Embarrassing British hooligans are also very much present but are mainly confined to shitty football bars.
It has the best beaches on planet Earth, awesome surfing spots, warm Canarian locals (mostly the older generation) and fantastic nightlife.
It has the best beaches on planet Earth, awesome surfing spots, warm Canarian locals (mostly the older generation) and fantastic nightlife.
- I'm from Corralejo.
- Ahh, you mean "Little Italy".
- Wanna come to the beach in Corralejo?
- Yes! Definitely!
- Ahh, you mean "Little Italy".
- Wanna come to the beach in Corralejo?
- Yes! Definitely!
by WillieSpency December 14, 2019
The best Canary Island. Period.
It belongs to Spain, but ever since tourism skyrocketed in the late 1990s and early 2000s foreigners run amock (it's not as bad as Tenerife though). It is known for its beautiful beaches and awesome surf spots.
It belongs to Spain, but ever since tourism skyrocketed in the late 1990s and early 2000s foreigners run amock (it's not as bad as Tenerife though). It is known for its beautiful beaches and awesome surf spots.
by WillieSpency February 16, 2020
Small village in North West Leicestershire. Home to one pub, a pretty bad Indian restaurant and people who are constantly watching you and staring at you weirdly if you are from outside.
Notable landmarks include a ruined windmill and the remains of an incline.
In summary: It's pretty shite.
Notable landmarks include a ruined windmill and the remains of an incline.
In summary: It's pretty shite.
by WillieSpency May 12, 2019
A former mining village in north-west Leicestershire which is notoriously boring and renowned for having nothing to do. If you're looking for fun, go to Ashby. You're wasting your time here.
- I'm going to Swannington to spend the weekend, mate.
- Why go to Swannington? There's nothing there!
- I know, it's going to suck.
- Why go to Swannington? There's nothing there!
- I know, it's going to suck.
by WillieSpency December 14, 2019
An extremely boring town in North West Leicestershire where only creepy pensioners live, close to Coalville and just up the road from Whitwick. All they have there is a shitty Indian restaurant, a ruined railway station and an abandoned windmill called Hough Mill.
by WillieSpency December 17, 2020