22 definitions by William Joseph Hemmington

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.
did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.
#cum #sperm #jizz #masterbate #semen
by william joseph hemmington January 07, 2006
a person who acts as if they are indeed a surfer, yet they actually never surf
the hoe daddy approached the waves and politely declined to surf
#surfer #surf #waves #beach #surfboard
by william joseph hemmington January 20, 2006
In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.
The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.
by william joseph hemmington December 24, 2004
(toe up) a word coming from ebonic roots meaning "torn up". Often times used in therapy terminology to refer to something that is torn up.
Henry's ego is completely and utterly to up.
by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004
A spanish word refering to slang. Anything that is slang, derived from slang, is defined as slang, etc.
El Libro de Calo es un libro que tiene palabras mas susio, pero use en la juderia.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004
v.to turn things around and around
Please flip the pancake.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004
the name of a whore who has a decent body, but a face that looks like an asshole.
butlerface cock blocked me.
#ugly #stupid #bitch #whore #fucker
by william joseph hemmington January 08, 2006
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