26 definitions by Who The Douce Are You?

luck

something that I don't have.

Guy 1: Are you okay? You fell pretty hard. It looks like you broke yor spine and will never be able to walk again

Guy 2: Yeah, it's just my luck

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

Prostitutes

Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Oprah

A rich, powerful, black women, that can buy ANYONE she wants, example: Dr. Phil

You just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed

by Who The Douce Are You? April 17, 2005

birthday

The day parents hold against you and regret.

Mom: Whay didn't you take out the trash?

Kid: i'm sorry, I'm a little busy

Mom: Ohhh! like I wasn't busy when my water broke and I went into labor because of you.

Kid: TMI

Mom: what?

Kid: You won't understand!

mom: Just liek you won't understand the pain I went through to get you here

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Grease

A good movie and hopefully with all of the remakes, this ain't one of them

I've got chills and there are multipling, and I'm losing control....Your the only one I want, Yes! You You You....The best musical song ever

by Who The Douce Are You? April 17, 2005

Oh!

a sound that is an instinct at school when a fight breaks out, you can't help but say it, it is really annoying

It gets really annoying

by Who The Douce Are You? April 18, 2005

Oh!

a sound that is an instinct at school wehn a fight breaks out, you can't help but say it, it is really annoying

It is really annoying

by Who The Douce Are You? April 17, 2005