Weslitzu's definitions

mexican butt-worms

Mexican butt-worms are what you pick up in mexico after eating from a taco cart or tamale stand that is less than sanitary. They are also different from other butt-worms because they wear sombreros.

Did you hear about Steve's trip to Tijuana? He got a bad case of the mexican butt-worms after eating at a filthy taco stand.

by Weslitzu December 30, 2013

gorilla bush

Unruly or uncut bush most often dark but always protruding from the bikini or panty line.

Holly crap!!! Man did you see that forest hanging out of her bikini. That's quite the gorilla bush.

by Weslitzu October 23, 2006

Dumbasskinsons

1. A disease that is contracted either at birth or after massive amounts of alcohol and or drugs are consumed that is not completely retarded but very, very close often resulting in functional illiteracy, poor mathematic skills, and the inability to carry on a coherent conversation with out saying at least one thing dumb.

2. A person who is smart but does dumb things when they are intoxicated, or just being stupid

1. Is it me, or does Britney Spears have a bad case of dumbasskinsons.

2. What is jack doing climbing on the bar? His dumbasskinsons must be acting up again.

by Weslitzu February 3, 2010

horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.

Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.

by Weslitzu January 26, 2008

Douche wand

A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.

Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!

by Weslitzu June 20, 2008

Banana Boobs

Aboriginal or bra-less hippie boobs that resemble bananas.

Holy crap. did you see those banana boobs!! Those looked like something you'd see in the National Geographic.

by Weslitzu March 11, 2010

dodge-ball

The game two homosexual men play while having sex or an event at he Homosexual Olympics.

Holy cow!!! I never new Steve was gay till I walked in on him and his boyfriend playing dodge-ball!!!

by Weslitzu July 9, 2010