Weslitzu's definitions

Dumbasskinsons

1. A disease that is contracted either at birth or after massive amounts of alcohol and or drugs are consumed that is not completely retarded but very, very close often resulting in functional illiteracy, poor mathematic skills, and the inability to carry on a coherent conversation with out saying at least one thing dumb.

2. A person who is smart but does dumb things when they are intoxicated, or just being stupid

1. Is it me, or does Britney Spears have a bad case of dumbasskinsons.

2. What is jack doing climbing on the bar? His dumbasskinsons must be acting up again.

by Weslitzu February 3, 2010

Banana Boobs

Aboriginal or bra-less hippie boobs that resemble bananas.

Holy crap. did you see those banana boobs!! Those looked like something you'd see in the National Geographic.

by Weslitzu March 11, 2010

dodge-ball

The game two homosexual men play while having sex or an event at he Homosexual Olympics.

Holy cow!!! I never new Steve was gay till I walked in on him and his boyfriend playing dodge-ball!!!

by Weslitzu July 9, 2010

floppy nuts

A condition when the testies overheat and sag down thus becoming floppy.

Man, hanging out in the hot tub gives me a bad case of floppy nuts.

by Weslitzu October 23, 2006

gorilla bush

Unruly or uncut bush most often dark but always protruding from the bikini or panty line.

Holly crap!!! Man did you see that forest hanging out of her bikini. That's quite the gorilla bush.

by Weslitzu October 23, 2006

Dog Pecker Gnats

1. The gnats that fly around a dog's pecker drawn to the gnat butter.
2. Can also be used as an expression of disgust or frustration.

1. Hey check out duke and his flock of dog pecker gnats.
2. Dog pecker gnats!!! That beeyatch just cut me off.

by Weslitzu November 5, 2006

dumb bitchkinsons

A disease often contracted at birth by intelectually inferior women and gay men resulting in their stupid bitching, rediculous demmands, and rude behavior.

Is it me, or does Tammy have a bad case of dumb bitchkinsons? Or is she just on the rag?

by Weslitzu November 5, 2006