2 definitions by WesleyWankers

Hale School

The rich Perth school is full of briefcase wankers. A large majority of their milfy mum's milk jugs can be found on the side lines of their rugby games. These boys walk like they have blue balls thinking they have large cocks but reality is they aren't even comparable to a Chinese politician's. They love sitting together with hands down each others pants, watching male naked mole rats rape the absolute fuck out of each other. Girls only consider Hale because of their parents deep pockets, younger brothers with slightly larger cocks and their lack of respect for the traditional owners of the land. Certain students enjoy sticking fingers in the ass of their oppositions.

Guy 1: "bruh, Hale School again?"
Guy 2: "those scrot munching monkeys can't even kick it!"
Guy 1: "I wonder if those pussy's balls have even dropped, squeaky mf"

by WesleyWankers May 13, 2021

Trinity College

An East Perth college who take pride in anal penetration via carrots. Trinity Teachers also enjoy watching students do such things. They love a little phap after classes taught by male teachers and tend the bathrooms at break time holding hands. Their cocks are average length, but thinner then pencils. All their second teams and lower suffer from lack of sperm in oral/anal cavities, while their first teams only suffer from itchy scrot. They are also know for preforming childish pranks including Phantom and lawnmower on peers. Many Trinity students prefer to be known by other abbreviations such as Sarah. Students are known for choosing anal before sex especially when it is done in the maccas bathroom.

Guy 1: "We're versing Trinity College this week"
Guy 2: "fuck, I remember half the team had green shit running down their legs"
Guy 1: " Yeah I saw that too. all their chairs also have two dildos attached"
Guy 2: "one to stop leaking and one to stop queefing"

by WesleyWankers May 13, 2021