9 definitions by WelcomeToNowhere
1)To be seriously intoxicated by some sort of mind-altering substance, like alcohol, pills, dope, etc., and useless for anything as a result.
2)What you say when you are stoned out of your mind or wasted on alcohol. Used often at college frat parties and keggers.
2)What you say when you are stoned out of your mind or wasted on alcohol. Used often at college frat parties and keggers.
1) I had WAY too much booze, and now I'm trashed and it's like, ho-lee shit, why is the floor moving?
2) I'm trashed! Who wants a blowjob?
2) I'm trashed! Who wants a blowjob?
by WelcomeToNowhere July 29, 2010
Mel Gibson, drunk and nearly unintelligible, angrily screamed at his Russian ex-wife that he would burn her house down, but only after she gave him Mouth Love first. Mel is crazy again, I guess.
by WelcomeToNowhere July 22, 2010
A set of yellow-brown, crooked, fetid, generally repulsive teeth found predominantly on British or English people.
by WelcomeToNowhere December 24, 2010
A phrase reflecting your own supposed coolness and your belief in your right to hit people, particularly people you believe have dissed you.
Charlie: What's your fuckin' problem, man?
Dave: I'm Rick James, bitch! *Smacks Charlie* And now it's YOUR problem!
Dave: I'm Rick James, bitch! *Smacks Charlie* And now it's YOUR problem!
by WelcomeToNowhere April 6, 2010
A sandwich made with ingredients you really wouldn't expect in a sandwich, like eggplant, chocolate, pineapple, Lobster, etc.
A Plant City, FL, indie rock band.
A Plant City, FL, indie rock band.
1) Mmm... Tuna-Eggplant-Mushroom on Rye! Yum!
Dude, that is one fucking Bizarre Sandwich
2) I like Bizarre Sandwich because they're indie! I'm so alternative!
Dude, that is one fucking Bizarre Sandwich
2) I like Bizarre Sandwich because they're indie! I'm so alternative!
by WelcomeToNowhere October 7, 2010
A teacher or boss that is very strict about people getting in EXACTLY on time, almost always refuses to hand out bathroom passes, doesn't give you any real length of time for Lunch, and delights in writing you detentions or docking your pay for such infractions (just because he can). Refer to asshole or The Man for further information.
Man 1: God, Mr. Smith wouldn't let me go out for lunch AGAIN! He sucks!
Man 2: Yeah, Smith's an asshole! He's such a Door Nazi!
Man 1: You said it, dude!
Man 2: Yeah, Smith's an asshole! He's such a Door Nazi!
Man 1: You said it, dude!
by WelcomeToNowhere April 29, 2010
A more PG version of Jesus Christ.
Used when angry or suprised, but not so angry/surprised that you forget that an authority figure (i.e. The Man) is in hearing range.
Common in the Diana Tregarde Series by Mercedes Lackey, which is about urban witch Diana's occult investigation service.
Used when angry or suprised, but not so angry/surprised that you forget that an authority figure (i.e. The Man) is in hearing range.
Common in the Diana Tregarde Series by Mercedes Lackey, which is about urban witch Diana's occult investigation service.
*Figure darts out into road*
Diana: Jesus Cluny Frog! *Hits the brakes* What was THAT?!
Bum: *Knocks on window* Spare change, ma'am?
Di: Oh... sure, I--
Bum: *Gets eaten by large demon*
Di: AAAAaaaahhhh!!!
Diana: Jesus Cluny Frog! *Hits the brakes* What was THAT?!
Bum: *Knocks on window* Spare change, ma'am?
Di: Oh... sure, I--
Bum: *Gets eaten by large demon*
Di: AAAAaaaahhhh!!!
by WelcomeToNowhere April 29, 2010