2 definitions by WebScrawler
Derived from "garbled", gnarbled text is so messed up that it causes the reader to want to claw eyes out so as to never risk reading that messed up content ever again. Used by graders of student papers and slush pile readers. Also has an adverb form "gnarbledly", which means suffering the desire to claw one's eyes out because of mangled grammar, bad puns, or disgusting content.
"Your essay is so gnarbled, I became an alcoholic trying to forget reading it."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."
by WebScrawler May 15, 2022
A term used by space travelers, originally in science fiction but now by actual astronauts, to designate things that happen down on the planet as opposed to things that happen in space.
It's only used for bondage planetside, but here, you need velcro even for vanilla sex to keep your partner from drifting away from you.
by WebScrawler June 19, 2016