12 definitions by Wasser Tizfiddle
by Wasser Tizfiddle March 15, 2005
A word used in the place of the phrase: "I give up. I can think of no way to come out of this situation (e.g., life, a fight, an essay-writing contest) a winner.
Kierkegaard: "I have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me - but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit wanting to shoot myself. Slemp"
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004
What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004
When someone calls a seat in a car, such as "shotgun" or "shotnotbitch," the driver of the car mus say, "Recognized," or else the shot-calling doesn't count.
Ikil: Shotgun!
Tybm: Recognized!
Tybm: Recognized!
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004
A way of declaring that one will not sit in the much-hated middle seat between two fatasses and no window. Unless it is recognized, Park must squeeze in like an ass.
Clarp: Shotgun!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 3, 2004
When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004
Otto: "Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady. It's an X-K-Red-27 technique."
Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don't keep the general public informed when you are 'debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.'"
Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don't keep the general public informed when you are 'debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.'"
by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004