23 definitions by Wally Keeler

apoetasy

A poet who writes blasphemous poetry

That poet has committed apoetasy against religion.

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

poetburo

A committee of poets who decide who gets published.

I sent my poems to the poetburo of the Imagine Nation for consideration for publication

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Love Poetion #9

An elixer of poetry

He swooned under the influence of Love Poetion #9

by Wally Keeler February 9, 2009

banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

poetician

A poet involved in politics

He was a poetician amongst politicians

by Wally Keeler February 9, 2009

poetariet

lovers of poetry

The poetariet gathered for the poetry reading by Allan Ginsberg

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009